sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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