bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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