Are we in a gay sports bar?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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