I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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