only if we run a train.
done.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
