so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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