don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm passing your future prison.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
