well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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