Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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