puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Sober January is a disaster.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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