it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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