they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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