I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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