I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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