yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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