I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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