Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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