return my video game
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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