oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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