But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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