Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i've created a new STD.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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