my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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