It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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