Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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