gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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