i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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