using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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