There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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