rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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