We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
my poor anus
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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