Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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