Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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