i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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