So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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