I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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