well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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