i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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