Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I still have a little drunk in my system
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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