Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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