bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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