you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
should my penis look like a turkey
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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