turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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