she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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