She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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