Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Is that strawberry winking at me??
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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