Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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