Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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