That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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