Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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