the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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