Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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