Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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