So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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