The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Randomize
