I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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