so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
